How to Help.
Spreading the word will do wonders but taking action is always more powerful. Grab your mates and book yourselves in a skin check. This is one of those things we’ll all say we’ll do but never actually get round to doing. Don’t let this be one of those things. Get out there with some mates and get it done. Hell, why not book yourself in for an STD check, bowel inspection or blood donation while you’re at it… Call it a Body Blitz. A magnificent adventure where you show your bits to body guru’s dressed in crisp white lab coats to clear your conscious and get yourself in order. Play your cards right and you might even score your very own own lab coat. Teamed with ZINC and Lawn Bowling afterwards and you’ve lined yourself up a corker of a day. Even better, you could impersonate Shane Warne the whole time, just stick some chewy on the cud, and throw sly glances from under fluro reflective Oakley shades and I guarantee you this’ll be one of the best days of your life. In fact, I’ll ensure it. Let me know when you’ve tee’d it up and I’ll be right there beside you; packing Nicorette patches and diuretics to keep the whole show on the road, your sponsors happy, and your stress levels down about looking chunky for interviews. Oh and there will be interviews. Maybe it was the zinc that did it? Perhaps we need to invent Black Zinc to help Warny look thin. Now there’s another idea. Anyways, book it in. Also, if you’ve got a beard and want a pic with me, helicopter and yacht are my preferred modes of transportation. Also check out http://www.knowyourownskin.com.au/